blue eyes: S'IS WHO I AM

Hello, my name is Earth Boy, and I am such an accomplished writer and prodigious thinker that I hereby declare entitlement to do the following: ________________________________________________________________________________________
AFTER DYING, NOW ALONE, DESGARRADO Y RECHAZADO BY HER BODY, SHE FELL ASLEEP. AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SEEM, SHE NEVER SUSPECTED THE TRUTH; IT CAME TO HER ALL AT ONCE. SOMEHOW, THOUGH, SHE KNEW THAT IT WAS HER DUTY TO LEAVE BEHIND ALL THOSE THINGS. AHORA PERTENECIA A ESTE NUEVO MUNDO, DETACHED FROM THE PAST, DE PRESENTE Y THE FUTURE. GRADUALLY THIS NEW WORLD BEGAN TO SURROUND HER. SHE UNDERWENT MUCH AGONY, WENT THROUGH REGIONS OF DESESPERACION Y DE SOLEDAD. THESE WANDERINGS WERE PARTICULARLY ATROCIOUS, BC THEY WENT BEYOND ALL OF HER FORMER PERCEPTIONS, REMEMBRANCES, AND HOPES. ALL THEIR HORROR CAME FROM BEING SO NEW Y ESPLENDOR. ________________________________________________________________________________________
Clearly, the breadth of my command over the English and Spanish languages is so ample and comprehensive that I hold it within my rights to burnish Borges! I will exscind, excise, exscribe his words because I can, because I must, because his words revolve around ME, because I am the crux. Forget Death, Jorge, you were talking the whole time about me me me me me!

Further, I am armed to the teeth with personality, with emotional esoterica so complex it will bring you to your knees. Brilliant smile, trenchant wit, great ass!

I'm a fucking linguistic factotum--these words can wash your car, fix your toilet, cook your breakfast, sleep with your wife.

And coming soon, don't miss my design skills!



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